So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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