That's intense
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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