duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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