I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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