dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
whose ass print is on the piano?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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