hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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