Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
dude. I can hear the air.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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