question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We left the knife in your bed.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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