i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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