used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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