she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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