We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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