i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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