He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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