dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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