Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
is it fun? or sober?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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