did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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