You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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