He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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