so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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