you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
