Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Its about making memories worth repressing
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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