do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
barbara walters just said penis...
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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