dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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