The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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