I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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