But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
So here I am, sexting at work.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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