I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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