Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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