she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Houston, we have a blender
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
