Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
