It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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