I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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