Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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