i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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