Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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