he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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