We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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