I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
