You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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