real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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