The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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