found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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