i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Damn victory sex feels great
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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