do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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