He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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