I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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