Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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