i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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