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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Want any specific kind of beer?

  (623): View more from Arizona

  Yeah. Alcohol flavor.

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Got it. Anything but Miller.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Why is there bacon braided in my hair

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.

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  Hey, I'm your guy

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.

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  what else are best friends for?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”

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