Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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