found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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