It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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