He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
