no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
