the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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