In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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