Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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