went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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